Okay, here's one I just got. It's new (to me at least), so I figured I would post it directly here (I have no idea what the random capitalization or bolding is about):
FERRATUS, HIS FETTERS FRESHLY FORGED.
FERRATUS is CHAINED to the ANVIL. FERRATUS IS the ANVIL. FERRATUS IS the CHAIN. FERRATUS FREES YOU. FERRATUS IMPRISONS YOU.
FERRATUS brought you FIRE. FERRATUS brought you SMOKE. FERRATUS brought you FREEDOM. YOU MUST FREE FERRATUS.
Become CHAINED like FERRATUS. BRAND HIS FORK UPON YOU. SPREAD HIS GLORY UPON THE WORLD.
FERRATUS, HIS FETTERS FRESHLY FORGED.
Bonus points for using actual chains in a chain letter.
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